Poetry corner

[johnfortune]

And so it was, on Penrhyn Mawr,
That Master Hughes has his finest hour!
That breakfast he\'d been slow to eat
Decided to pull the ejector seat!

He washed the remnants off the side,
And left a sausage in the tide.
While Maurice, chilling out in Kerry
Got to the Skelligs -
But took the ferry!

[Maurice]

:laugh: Mr Fortune, Your living up to your name!!!!!! That lot is priceless!!!!! The Bard of Avon is in the \"ha`penny place\".

[Maurice]

I`ve heard of packing a Kayak efficiently but if anyone can advise on how to pack a Wife and two Kiddies into oval hatches....... (while keeping them intact), please advise. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Dave]

Jaysus. Sure you know put the wife in the front hatch. The larger child in the back hatch and the smaller one in the day hatch.

[markhughes]

Now John, thats quite funny, coming from you ...
- The Beetroot Boy, Lobster Chops, Le Garçon Rouge !!! ...

[johnfortune]

Ha Ha to you, Hughes!

Quit yer slaggin, or me Mad Mot will get you.

So there!

[marese]

I love to watch ISKA bulletin board site
I religiously glance in the morn and at night
I started to watch as a beginner at sea
To get some advice on kayaking for me
I have learned quite a lot - but a funny thing
It seems all the lads just want to be king
In material for shrinks its exceedly rich
The extent to which the men need to bitch!!!

[marese]

Jaysus Mo, you really have too much time on your hands!!!
Hats off though!!!